niggaimdeadass:

shark attacks?

bear attacks? 

no i do not feel remorse

you out somewhere

you aint supposed to be

doing shit

you aint supposed to be doing 

buttholeos:

i was checking out at target and this guy was being really flirty with me and his nametag said rosemarie so when i left i said “have a good night rosemarie” and he said “rosemarie??” and i pointed to his nametag and he said fuck very loud then said “they are always fucking doing this to me”